THE OPEN KEY

The Illustrated Press presents: THE OPEN KEY

We’re taking submissions! Do you draw? Doodle? Dabble in stick figures? 

We’ll take it.

THE OPEN KEY is loosely based on things police say over the Chicago Scanner. We’re currently compiling a list a mile long with funny, at times ridiculous things cops say when they don’t think anyone is listening.

If you’d like to submit a drawing, be it on a bar napkin or using the latest computer editing software, send an email to illuspress@gmail.com or theopenkey@gmail.com and we’ll add you to said list.

No doodle is too scrappy, NO STICK FIGURE TOO STICKY — so send away. Happy drawing, people.

 

CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW FOR THE OPEN KEY TUMBLR.

watch your keys